Don’t mess with a pregnant wife!

8:15pm: I kissed my wife goodbye as she got in the car to go home. My buddy, Jim Cowart, and I were in the middle of an interesting conversation about politics and government. I told Kristy that I’d wrap it up in 10 to 15 minutes. We were no where close to ending the topic of discussion.

9:42pm: Still talking. Jim’s wife calls. He answers—on speaker phone. All I could hear was the tone in Stephanie’s voice. It didn’t matter what she said. What mattered was, he was late getting home. I hung in suspense as I watched Jim wiggle through the call. It was clear that he made a mistake in not contacting his wife…until she said, “Kristy just called me looking for Kyle…” —oh no.

9:44pm: Whip the phone out of my back pocket like a cowboy drawing his six-shooter. I’ve missed two calls and a text message—oh no.

9:45pm: “Hi babe…” That’s all I got to say before I too, got an earful.

What proceeded to come out of my wife’s mouth for the next few minutes was motivated out of pure concern and worry. I had told her I’d be home and I wasn’t. Her frustration and worry was well deserved. However, out of the frustration came a couple of really funny comments.

Kristy: Have you solved the world’s problems yet?
Kyle: We’re about to. I think we’re getting close.
Kristy: Well good, because you’re gonna have some more to deal with when you get home!

A minute later…

Kyle: Do you want me to bring some chocolate home? Would that make you feel better?
Kristy: You better bring something good home!

About Kyle

VP of Marketing for Halogen TV, Executive Director of Help-Portrait, 68 Mustang owner, digital marketing enthusiast, blogger, runner, dad & husband to @kristychowning

  • Sam

    Kyle
    I LOVE this post. Your wife rocks. I hope she got some ice cream or a big fat piece of chocolate cake from you :)

  • Evelyn

    Must admit this one really made me laugh – flash backs to our younger years. Way to go Kristy our men need us. Hope you got some great chocolates maybe flowers too. :o )

  • sb

    Glad I was able to walk through the middle of this. Just think what would have happened if i had talked you guys into grabbing a drink and the ladies called.

  • http://thetrontels.blogspot.com kelli :)

    i loved this…only because it sounds VERY familiar. haha! Kristy is awesome….and I can totally hear hear saying those quotes you typed out. I love her! And you…and Savannah!

    we missed you last night at lifegroup!

  • http://www.kylechowning.com Kyle

    @Sam…would you believe that I didn’t bring home anything. Yeah…what was I smokin’?

    @Evelyn…shhhh. You’re makin’ me look bad…or did I do it to myself????

    @Sb …it’s a good thing I didn’t follow your suggestion. I’d be in big dodo.

    @kelli … yeah…us men need a little shove every once in awhile!

  • http://www.ashbychick.vox.com Stephanie

    It’s all pretty funny now but you guys are so lucky you have two wonderful women who care enough about you to be concerned. :)

    I love it that you and Jim have so much to talk about. You’re a very good friend!

  • http://www.kylechowning.com Kyle

    @Stephanie … thanks for the compliment and the grace. I enjoy my friendship with Jim as well.

  • http://ashbylane.vox.com Jim

    We TOTALLY should have taken Steve up on his offer to grab a beer. After all, it was Beer:30…..